The L.I. lifestyle has a way of
making the real world seem impossible
to grab hold of, let alone understand.
H.S. mentality makes me crazy
and aching for something more bona fide and
tangible, and not a boner prone boy.
SATs and ACTs how about
a real education based on the truth,
questions whose answer are worth hearing
Beware of the staff.
They can shut you down just as you try to
get ahead. Watch out for number one, no
not the valedictorian but you.
I suffer from the awful MIS;
Middle Intelligence Syndrome, I’m not
the best if the best or worst of the worst.
So if your anything like me you know
what I mean. Work your ass off for that B
and perfect score is just a metaphor.
Summer’s a salvation, the future is
never close enough to settle into
and pending acceptance rattles inside.
Beware of the staff.
It can colonize in your pores and form
boils on your skin and lead to death but
I shouldn’t worry that my schools infested.
Yeah, we got the MRSA up in
the SEHS. That would of course be
the Morally Robed Social Association.
But do not fear possible infestation,
just stay one foot away from everybody
and have hand sanitizer at all times.
Beware of the staff.